Jokes!!

If Sreesanth plans to build a mansion in Kerala, on the lines of Ambanis, it will be named – Santhilla (meaning “no more santh” i.e. sainthood)

A boss who can judge his subordinate’s caliber – Mettle Detector (coz he tests his/her mettle) 

Two things done perfectly by MBA students – CCP and CCD (Cut Copy Paste & Cafe Coffee Day)

Phaneesh Murty’s next job – Gate-man outside his own house – iGateman!

Galileo’s favorite Hindi Film – Tare Zameen Par (kyu nahi hai)!

Narendra Modi’s famous painting – yet to come – NaMolisa (to be painted by leo-maro-ba-virji)

Newton’s Fourth Law – Don’t write any more laws – bacche pehle theen se pareshan hai!

Chetan Bhagat’s favorite song – Kuch toh log padhenge, logo ka kaam hai padhna….

L.K Advani ji withdrew his resignation – because previous night he watched- Zindagi Na Milegi Doobara

Why does M. Karunanidhi always wear black goggles – he has to often visit, Kalanithi Maran (his grand nephew) Sun Group’s office!

Name of Shahrukh Khan’s chain of depart-mental grocery stores –K K K K, Kiranaa!

NRN was found in his office singing – Tu hindu banega na musalman banega – Infyian ki awlaad hai Infyian banega!

Stephen Hawking nursery rhyme – Baba Blackhole have you any wool …

Tea named after Javed Akhtar – jarannum-e-farranum-tarasdil-marastil-firasta-urandooun (by the way the waiter would switch his job before serving it!) 

Ekta Kapoor’s new TV series in making – Kya Kyu Kaise Kisne Kisko Kab Kitna – based on everyday and every afternoon life of ladies.

Real balance sheets are not the ones we see – they are ones in which Assets have ‘t’ silent (Asses, pl it means donkeys) and Liabilities have abilities missing (Li, meaning jhoot).

And by the way if Rajnikant starts his own business called – Googly (where the computer will display all your thoughts on screen, real-time basis)…. – there will emerge a new subject called Rajnipreneurship



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Author: anilkshatriyablog

I work as Assistant Professor in the area of Accounting at IMT Nagpur. I love teaching, writing and cycling. I follow a simple principle, 'Help ever, hurt never'.

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