Gajodhar Bhayya is trying to understand Google

Tanik ek baat bata yaar Mishra …ye sasura Gaglu hai kaun…?

Thus spake Gajohar Bhayya…someone who thinks that Google is a person … a magician of highest order!

Arey kuch nahi bhayya ji…bus ek jadu tona karne wala hai….bada hoshiyaar hai ladka….

This was Mishra …trying to milk the situation ….stupefying bhayya ji….in shrewd and witty ways …

Gajodhar – What all stuff can he do….does he vanish people?

Mishra – No no bhayya ji…he traces people….all their details and all their identities….he knows where each of them is hiding …he reveals everything about them….

Gajodhar – Oh! this is dangerous….it means he must be always roaming around us….spying us…tracking us…

Mishra – Bhayya ji he is omni present….he is ‘now and here’…all the time…nobody can escape his reach….he is superior to all human beings put together!

Gajodhar – Abey yaar…that means he is like God…

Mishra – Na na…he is more than that…he can also trace God!

Gajodhar – Mishra I guess you had bhaang this morning….how can he trace God…he is just a mortal…

Mishra – No bhayya ji…he is immortal and infinite ….he is what we are…our whole race owes him a lot….because he knows more than anyone of us…even yamraj has not found him…

Gajodhar – Is he married…?

Mishra – Yes yes…he is married to many mayavi knyaas…called operating systems….but he is loyal to all of them….he is a loving husband and a caring partner….

Gajodhar – Where is he from? I want to make his Janam Kundali….

Mishra – Forget it, he has already made yours…don’t go into all that…just ‘ask’ him to ‘search’ what you want…don’t try to give him gyaan….he might ‘delete’ you….

Gajodhar – Dikhne mein kaisa hai…must be tall and smart….?

Mishra – Bus ye samjho …somewhat lal, hara, nila aur pila hai…generally gol chera banake baitha rehta hai…magar bada tez ladka hai….jhat pat bhaagta hai…

Gajodhar – Kaha rehta hai?….milvao toh hame….

Mishra – Milke kya karoge bhayya ji….just pray that he keeps showering his blessings on all of us….without him we will be left with nothing…except our original thinking ..yane hamari sooch….and you know we have lost it in long back….toh soocho mat …’prem se bolo jai Google Ki’

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Author: anilkshatriyablog

I work as Assistant Professor in the area of Accounting at IMT Nagpur. I love teaching, writing and cycling. I follow a simple principle, 'Help ever, hurt never'.

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