Animal Kingdom Pvt. Ltd.

I am wondering what would happen if the animal kingdom starts a company. It’s organisational structure may be as follows:

Monkeys would look after recruitment and training.

Donkeys would work on shop floor.

Dogs would be given charge of security.

Rats would be asked to take care of kitchen and dining area.

Horses would be given responsibility of hospitality and travel.

Snakes would look after systems and controls area.

Bats would work in late night shifts to take care of overtime duties.

Camels would be stores in-charge.

Cats would look after house-keeping.

Giraffes would take care of vigilance.

Parrots would work at reception area.

Honey Bees would look after investments and treasury function.

Pigeons would take care of corporate communications and mails.  

Zebras would be given charge of mergers and acquisition cell.

Tigers would be board members.

Lion, the king, would act as CEO and Managing Director.

Such a company definitely would receive “Golden Peacock” award for Corporate Governance. 

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Author: anilkshatriyablog

I work as Assistant Professor in the area of Accounting at IMT Nagpur. I love teaching, writing and cycling. I follow a simple principle, 'Help ever, hurt never'.

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