10 Ways To Become Famous (Locally)

Like a self-help ‘management’ book, here are 10 ‘strategies’ that will lead to instant fame…locally and if luck permits then globally too…

1. Posting some crappy pseudo-intellectual stuff via social media…like sharing blog-posts regularly etc..

2. Appreciating everyone’s point and saying ‘exactly, you are absolutely right’….

3. Laughing aloud by making mockery of people who are not around in a gathering…..

4. In meetings, putting across an argument (for the sake of it) and raising the voice by saying … ‘that is precisely my point’ …

5. Greeting people with a solid ‘HELLO or HI’ to emphasize validity of your feelings…

6. Talking about ‘latest developments’ and giving personal opinion about them…suggesting others what they should believe in…

7. Taking enough care to make sure that superiors and bosses get a chance to revive confidence in you…asking qustions whose answers are either obvious or know…

8. Singing, Dancing or Craking 
Jokes to attract attention…and saying i really know nothing…
9. Cutting malleable people while they are trying to make a point in soft low voice…

9.  Reading …but mostly carrying… thick books while travelling… and

10. Introducing yourself to a stranger by mentioning qualification …and 
Institute if possible…

Don’t know how..but seems to work!
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Author: anilkshatriyablog

I work as Assistant Professor in the area of Accounting at IMT Nagpur. I love teaching, writing and cycling. I follow a simple principle, 'Help ever, hurt never'.

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